Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

17 March 2009

Ponderings regarding the clock

"I must govern the clock, not be governed by it." - Golda Meir

"Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." - William Faulkner

"The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion." - Dean Koontz

Yep, it's that time again. When I get irritated with some figment of life that I can't change and vent to cyberspace. Today it's the clock.

I'm tired of trying to be in bed by midnight and up by 7 am and out the door by 5:45 pm and complete this in two hours and finish that in three hours and be forever looking at my watch. Time is a brilliant thing, really, but there's so little of it, especially when it's measured out in hours and fractions of hours and fractions of minutes. Do this fast! Eat supper now! You're late for work! Actually, let me clarify. Time is brilliant. (Incidentally, God's responsible for creating it.) Clocks, however - necessary, but not so much brilliant. (And, of course, we get credit for that one.)

What if time were only measured by when it was dark and when it wasn't? What if there were no mealtimes or bedtimes and people are when they were hungry and slept when they were tired?

It's okay, I can answer myself. That's called 'several centuries BC.'

Darn.


"Look, a puppy!"
"No, that's just one of the ninjas."

[Was this post inspired by my timed essay-writing English exam this morning? Perhaps.]

12 November 2008

I need to stop reading letters to the editor.

Lately, they only serve to make me mad and fuel my blog rants.

Like today, for instance.

Tell me how this is somehow offensive and unsupportable: that soldiers, all of whom VOLUNTEERED, have fought in all the wars of this century to preserve the freedom and prosperity of their homeland. Tell me how it is bad, for one flipping day of the entire year, to remember the people who died so YOU have a home and a family and a free country. You'd think this would be impossible to refute, wouldn't you?

But still there are people who sit at home in their warm houses and whine about how we shouldn't be 'glorifying the acts of war'. Okay, I know war isn't fun, I know it's deadly, I would be horrified should there be, say, a WW3, but the important part is that people, when the time came, did it anyway! And they did it not because they found shooting fellow humans fun, they did it because it was the RIGHT THING TO DO! And because they did, we have what we do and we enjoy the privileges we do!

Next time a threat comes around, you people who write these idiotic letters, you can just lie down like a doormat and let the invading forces walk all over you. Tell me how that goes. Maybe you'll be slightly more supportive of war afterwards.

Rant over. Please be advised that I oppose pacifism with every bone in my body.